The Wilden Marsh Blog


21st April 2012: …I wish to complain about this weasel what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. What’s wrong with it? I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it! No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting. Look, matey, I know a dead weasel when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now…. I found this dead weasel this afternoon…. Read More