A nature conservation blog about the fauna and flora of Wilden Marsh Nature Reserve and Site of Special Scientific Interest in the Lower Stour Valley, Worcestershire, England.
A nature conservation blog about the fauna and flora of Wilden Marsh Nature Reserve and Site of Special Scientific Interest in the Lower Stour Valley, Worcestershire, England.
I don’t think you are taking this seriously! I suspect you are telling lies and interfering with a murder inquiry. This is a serious matter, Alastair, that will land you in serious trouble.
It was you wasn’t it? You wanted to see if it could still walk 😉
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Not guilty, governor. It weren’t I. I wouldn’t hurt a fly.
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It was I said the sparrow, with it’s bow and arrow
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What evidence do you have? Are you just quoting hearsay? Are you prepared to stand up in court?
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I’ll stand up in court. Maybe not the same one you are in, but I’ll stand up in court. Again
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I will prepare the documentation.
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I may not look or sound like me
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I will send a man with a van; expect a knock on your door.
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I don’t live there any more
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Do you know what has happened to the arrow launched by this Mr. Sparrow?
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Yes, it wound up in your cutlery drawer
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I don’t think you are taking this seriously! I suspect you are telling lies and interfering with a murder inquiry. This is a serious matter, Alastair, that will land you in serious trouble.
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Oh it is serious. Have you checked your cutlery drawer in the last ten minutes?
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Did you put a tiny arrow in my cutlery draw, Alastair. Planting evidence is a very serious offence. I will now send two men in a van to visit you.
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Oh it wasn’t me. Ask your neighbour – Cock Robin
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Too late! My men have already left, and they have a large bag of weevils for you. I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes tomorrow.
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Oh crap. I’d better go hide in my bed then. Bon nuit
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It was the creepy looking weevil 😉
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No! A weevil is not the culprit – good guess, though.
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heehee 😉
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