I wish to complain about this weasel what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

21st April 2012:

…I wish to complain about this weasel what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

What’s wrong with it?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!

No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.

Look, matey, I know a dead weasel when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now….

I found this dead weasel this afternoon. It was on the south marsh, right where we had been working on this month’s marsh workday. It hadn’t been there long. I don’t know what killed it. There were a couple of buzzards soaring above, so one of them might have been the culprit.

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